Something to keep in mind when pushing a wheelbarrow full of manure and soiled pine shavings across the corral to the pile on a windy day

KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.

And, in mostly unrelated news, the Golden Globes happen this weekend, so I'll be watching raptly to see if any of The Famous knock over a drink or something.  I mean, I know in my world it ain't a party until I spill something.  Also I'm hoping an actress wears something metallic and low cut so I can make my annual immature Golden Globes joke.  If ya know what I mean.

No seriously, take my word for it: keep your mouth shut.


(Unless you're Ricky Gervais.)