KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.
And, in mostly unrelated news, the Golden Globes happen this weekend, so I'll be watching raptly to see if any of The Famous knock over a drink or something. I mean, I know in my world it ain't a party until I spill something. Also I'm hoping an actress wears something metallic and low cut so I can make my annual immature Golden Globes joke. If ya know what I mean.
No seriously, take my word for it: keep your mouth shut.
(Unless you're Ricky Gervais.)