Not so good with numbers. Pretty alright with letters.

A - Available/single? - TAKEN! Really, fully, possessively taken and very happy about it.

B - Best Friend - my longest, closest, bestest, you know her as Biddie. But I also have to include my husband. He's a special kind of best friend. And my critters.

C - Cake or Pie? - Pie.

D - Drink of choice - Water. Or beer when I get to siddown for a minute.

E - Essential everyday item - Lotion. I have dry skin.

F - Fav color - Pink. No, black. No, red. No, pink. Purple. Brown. I used to hate pink.

G - Gummy bears or Worms? - YYYYYuuuuuucccckkkk.

H - Hometown - Technically, being a farm kid, I don't have a hometown. I went to school in Havasnot, but I consider my hometown to be Smallburg.

I - Indulgence - Beer. The occasional restaurant meal. Soft flannel bedding. Dark Chocolate. NOT all at the same time ok? Whaddaya think I am, some kind of weirdo?

J - January, or February? - February. Because it's got Groundhog day.

K - Kids, and names -Two. The Girl and The Boy. Very fast births, no time for long names.

L - Life Is Incomplete Without...... A good book. A good man. A good horse. (funny kids, old cat, obnoxious dog...)

M - Marriage date - July 1991.

N - Number of siblings - one really polite clean and extremely pretty sister who would rather not take up any space on this blog. I think I embarrass her. She should have been the oldest instead. She'd have been better at it.

O - Oranges or apples - what???? What is this, math class????? Stop it!

P - Phobias/fears -I'm afraid to talk about that.

Q - Favourite quote - Lately I've been spontaneously breaking out into random pirate quotes. Like, I'll glare at one kid and roar, "BOOTSTRAP BILL, YERRRR A LIARRR, AND YOU WILL SPEND AN ETERRRNITY ON THIS SHIP."

Then I look at the other kid and go, "Mastah Turnah, feel free to go ashore [snort] the veddy next time we maekkk porrrrttt!"

Or if I'm feeling silly, "Much mo bettah. It is a drawring of a key"

Or if breaking up a fight, "So whose fault is it really that you've ended up a rum soaked deck hand what takes orders from pirates?"

And the classic... "Why is the rum always gone?"

R - Reason to Smile - pretty green eyes.

S - Season, Fall or Spring - I want to love spring, but I seem to get depression problems around that time. I love fall but it also breaks my heart. So you know what, I just think it's great to live in a place with 4 seasons. Cop out answer.

T - Tag 3 or 4 people - okay...darnit, you know what, just go ahead and do this. I've got a bad side stitch, I can't catch anybody else to tag.

U - Unknown fact about me - pfffff okay everything I want you to know, you already know. I must keep a few secrets or I'll have nothing left to write about. Okay how 'bout this: I almost moved to Memphis Tennessee when I was 21. I asked a black man on a park bench for directions and when I went back to the studio all the white girls at the front desk were horrified that I was so stupid and ignorant to do such a dangerous thing like that. I loved Memphis, I'd love to visit again, I loved the accent and the heat, but that kind of thing reeeeally bothered me.


V - Veggie that I don't like - celery

W - Worst habit....They're all bad. Why pick one?

X - X-rays - Spine, left ankle. Once they Xrayed my head but it's okay. They didn't find anything.

Y - Your Fav Food - Anything I didn't have to prepare or clean up after.

Z - Zodiac sign - Capricorn, the goat!