THINGS THAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND...Can any of you explain this to me? I asked about it way back when I had, like, one reader. There are more of you now, and you're all smart in varying ways! I'm really hoping that some of you will have some insight into this stuff.
Things I don't get...
I don't get poker either.
I'm just a hick. I don't get this stuff.
I wrote it a year ago and have not yet figured it all out. I'm hoping more than three of you have the gumption to press a button and read those things!
Here's another thing I don't get: what the hell is wrong with Kate Moss?
I mean, what's a little hotel trashing compared to THIS?!?
And why, despite the pathetic stupidity of him, do I look at that photo and snicker???
Johnny got the better end of that deal!
Clearly Johnny goes by type: petite, blonde, thin, high-cheekboned cooooool chick. But he's added "awake looking" to the list.
(Also I think he's wearing the same coat in both pictures. Which is fine by me. I wore the same dress to the Junos two years in a row. It's almost the same thing!)
Now seriously, I'm looking forward to some answers here. You've got all weekend. Please, enlighten me.