I should have a twitter feed for you... "Sh*t my mom says"
my daughter has one....
In my personal opinion, store-bought turkeys should be injected with stimulants to keep the consumer awake afterwards.
Hahaha! Caffeinated turkey! Would They have to get all cranked up while they're still strutting around??Also my kid went ahead and started that twitter list. I'm just saying- seriously- any critter loaded up with that much natural tryptophan ought to be snoozing all day, right?
Yes, that's it. Pump the suckers full of Caffeine, dip it in chocolate, and presto you have main course and dessert in one.
WOW. Market this before someone else does!
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