Come back here on Monday for my blog party!
Aw c'mon! It'll be fun. I'm turning 40, dude. Forty. I will be Forty years old. I will have been on this planet for 40 years.
Besides, I plan to serve Tiny Cheeseburgers and you know you don't want to miss that.
Confused? Let me splain it.
In real life, I am not such a gracious hostess. I'm just awkward that way. But here in Blog World, I FRIGGIN ROCK WITH THE IMAGINARY PARTIES!
You just never know who'll show up, or what could happen!
My blog parties are truly awesome. You can eat all the imaginary food you want, pretend to drink anything you like, and there's no dress code!
I understand how socially uncomfortable it is to show up dressed inappropriately.
(What was she thinking????)
Of course, if you really want to look all spanky and formal, well, I won't send you away.
Just know that you can be totally casual at my blog parties.
You don't have to shave.
You don't even have to get dressed if you don't want to.
I mean really, who's gonna know, right?
The best part is, because this is imaginary, you can wear whatever you want! Surprise me!!
Now some of you may be wondering what to bring. Bring yourself. Bring your own beer if you like. And for sure bring your own piglet.
May you bring your own Puglet?
What if you are a wallaby who would like to bring an unusual pet?
Please do bring your pet. Pets are fun.
Did I mention bring your own beer?
OOh ooh, can you bring me a unicorn? That would be amazing!
IT'S GONNA BE THE MOST CRAZY FUN TIME YOU'VE EVER NOT HAD FOR REAL!
WE'RE GONNA FUN IT UP REAL HARD! CRAZY FUN! INTENSE FUN ONLY HAD IN OUR COLLECTIVE MINDS! HARDCORE!
YOU CAN EVEN JUMP ON MY IMAGINARY COUCH!
Feel free to bring your musical instruments. I'd love to have a pretend jam session.
Oh man, we'll rock legendarily!
This will be me, okay?
(I've got the hair for it.)
I'm gonna spend all weekend getting ready for this party. Ah'm sooo excited!
And you know what else I'm gonna bust out at my party? The traditional classic drink of the Christmas party season... since my birthday
is so close to is on Christmas day...
...two words for you...
See you on Monday!