Things Which Are Also Hard To Do In The Cold November Rain, And Which Axl Forgot To Include:
--get on a tractor and move a manure pile
--walk across a corral made up of clay footing (it's the slipperiest mud ever)
--keep your shoes clean
--wait for the school bus (although some of us are pampered and wait in the nice warm truck)
--hang out your laundry to dry
--look all rockstar-ish and confident as you swagger along
--keep your hood up but not have it fall down over your eyes
--dry out the newspaper when it comes in, since the mailbox leaks
--catch the dog and dry him off before he storms into the living room and jumps up on the couch
--look at your horses without thinking they look like the "Before" picture.
--remember July and how hard it was to be thankful for the blistering heat despite the knowledge that this crap was on its way
Did I get all of them? Can we write a whole nuther song?