I know, I'm as shocked as you are.
I'd tell you I've been really busy lately but that's so cliche. Everybody's busy. You know the deal.
However, because somebody invented a magical communication medium known as The Internet, I can find all kinds of pictures of people I couldn't watch on TV. Then we can all talk about who looked awesome, who looked awful, and how funny it is that one dress can top both lists! Also we'll maybe discuss the last four awards of the night, which I did see before I dropped off into a restless sleep filled with well-dressed nightmares about people wrapped in grey polyester with oxygen masks on their faces.
THERE WILL BE A HICK CHIC OSCAR REPORT.
I'm working on it. I'll let you know when it's up. Promise.
I did it, it's up, you can read it on my evil twin blog, and I'm exhausted. I think I'll go have a nap.