How about the 23rd?
That should give me time to get my stuff together. You know. Pretend to clean up the place. Decorate the old mansion. Remind my groundskeeper to move that busted dump truck out of the way so you all can park your imaginary sleigh and team of Clydesdales.
So you're all invited, you and your cousin-brothers and friends and your dog and the horse you rode in on. Bring everybody!!!!
Gotta go... must whip up a batch of something that would be incredibly tasty and unhealthy in real life!!
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Yippee!!! A PARTY!!! I'm in!
YESSSSSS!
You throw THE.BEST. parties EVAR!!
In pretend world!!
It's not one of those orgies that descends into food fights and staring contests? I wouldn't want to get mixed up in toga wars and sack races. No come as you are and definitely, no leave as you were. No manure slinging competitions, no pie eating wars, no trivial pursuit, no one-upmanship, no shoelace tying games, no yodeling idol staging, no show and tell, no unsolicited confessions, no third-party gossip, no resolutions, let me repeat, none at all...
If the above restrictions have not been violated, please email me for complete lists of exclusions. 100% compliance is required for a firm commitment. Unlimited supply of eggnog is a must! I mean it, it's a deal breaker.
I'm also serving notice that I would be bringing some of the characters I have created in the 20 books I have written. Is there a theme to the festivities above and beyond HO-HO?
Well since you asked...
-food fights and orgies - no. I don't want to clean up after that mess in either world!
-manure slinging - not in the house.
-yodelling idol? I can't promise that won't happen!
- no trivial pursuit or any other bored games. Yeah I spelled that right! Although have you ever played Dutch Blitz????
-Absolutely no gossiping or resolutions
-egg nog? Nope. BLOG NOG!!!
-imaginary characters are welcome, except maybe your psychic friend, since trouble seems to follow him. Can he behave?
I am quite sure I will never ever throw a party like this in real life. This is way more fun!!!
Well since you asked...
-food fights and orgies - no. I don't want to clean up after that mess in either world!
-manure slinging - not in the house.
-yodelling idol? I can't promise that won't happen!
- no trivial pursuit or any other bored games. Yeah I spelled that right! Although have you ever played Dutch Blitz????
-Absolutely no gossiping or resolutions
-egg nog? Nope. BLOG NOG!!!
-imaginary characters are welcome, except maybe your psychic friend, since trouble seems to follow him. Can he behave?
I am quite sure I will never ever throw a party like this in real life. This is way more fun!!!
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