"Noooooo don't wash my face, leemee aloooone...."
"What, me? I didn't do it."
THE FELLA WITH THE SPOTS: Dude.
THE LITTLE LADY: Did you just... how could you... you're so... ugh! I put my ears back at you!!!!
THE PRETTY LADY: You're too close to me. Quit looking at me. Don't even breathe at me!
FELLA WITH SPOTS: Dude. I'm staying outta this.
LITTLE LADY: Hey... listen, I'm sorry.
PRETTY LADY: You should be. For something. I don't remember what exactly. Whatever.
FELLA: Staying out like I'm not even here.
LITTLE: We can be friends again? Please?
PRETTY: Yes we can! I can't stay mad at you. Let's never fight again, best little friend!
HIM: See, that totally worked. I'm so freakin' smart.
HER: My world is totally perfect now. At least for the next 5 minutes.
HER: Heh heh... I'm still Horse #2 in this herd! Yessssss!
16 comments:
I need some horse time. No matter what they may think of me :)
Biddie x
There is an excellent ventriloquist, Jeff Dunham, often seen on TV, who has a four way conversation with his dummies. But you made four horses talk and done him better. Well, done.
Arrrgh damn spammers!!!
So hey, my real friends --
Biddie, I agree, and I would love to bring you out to see Dr Phoenix and his lovely assistants sometime!
Paul, wow, does this mean I can be a horse-dummy whisperer??
Hey, why whisper? Shout it!
And in case you think I can't count, I have always considered you to be at least half a horse ( I mean that in the nicest possible way!)
They are too cute and very funny! I love horse expressions.
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