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Wednesday, January 09, 2013

Horses aren't people and don't think like people but it sure is fun to imagine what they'd be saying...




"Noooooo don't wash my face, leemee aloooone...."




"What, me?  I didn't do it."






THE FELLA WITH THE SPOTS: Dude.  
THE LITTLE LADY: Did you just... how could you... you're so... ugh! I put my ears back at you!!!!
THE PRETTY LADY: You're too close to me. Quit looking at me.  Don't even breathe at me!





FELLA WITH SPOTS: Dude.  I'm staying outta this.  
LITTLE LADY: Hey... listen, I'm sorry.  
PRETTY LADY: You should be.  For something.  I don't remember what exactly.  Whatever.






FELLA: Staying out like I'm not even here.
LITTLE: We can be friends again?  Please?
PRETTY: Yes we can! I can't stay mad at you.  Let's never fight again, best little friend!






HIM: See, that totally worked.  I'm so freakin' smart. 
HER: My world is totally perfect now.  At least for the next 5 minutes.
HER: Heh heh... I'm still Horse #2 in this herd!  Yessssss!


16 comments:

Anonymous said...

I need some horse time. No matter what they may think of me :)

Biddie x

Paul Tee said...

There is an excellent ventriloquist, Jeff Dunham, often seen on TV, who has a four way conversation with his dummies. But you made four horses talk and done him better. Well, done.

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Heidi the Hick said...

Arrrgh damn spammers!!!

So hey, my real friends --

Biddie, I agree, and I would love to bring you out to see Dr Phoenix and his lovely assistants sometime!

Paul, wow, does this mean I can be a horse-dummy whisperer??

Paul Tee said...

Hey, why whisper? Shout it!

And in case you think I can't count, I have always considered you to be at least half a horse ( I mean that in the nicest possible way!)

Rachel F. said...

They are too cute and very funny! I love horse expressions.

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