This truck will always be the Mother Trucker. But a few weeks ago we were on our way to the dump and discussing how it's both liberating and embarrassing to drive something this gnarly. That's when I said, "It's like the Honey Badger of pickup trucks. It don't care."
Now if you aren't familiar with the nasty and incredibly hardy little critter, you have to see this video.
This video contains swarms of stinging insects, snakes, a badger getting bitten by a snake, a snake being eaten by a badger, several swear words and some goofy lisping. Some viewers may not find it funny. Others may find increased repetitious utterances of the phrase, "Honey Badger Don't Care."
Yep, crazy nasty badass.
Just don't care.
Come at me.
Getting stung? Don't care.
It's been done. We just slept if off... got a new door... right back at it...
I was visiting my friend Bechtel the Beef Farmer one day last week. Of course we had to talk trucks. It's what we do. "I gotta do something. It's costing me hundreds of dollars in gas every month, things are starting to fall apart, and it just doesn't look very professional. You know? It doesn't scream, Professional Horseperson" does it?"
He looked it over and drawled, "Yeah but what it does scream at me is, Cowboy."
So there it is.
The truck that just won't die, the nasty badass that takes a beating and comes back for more.