WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 21
Show up here for all kinds of imaginary fun stuff!
I'll be serving up really great looking food that won't put any weight on you or cause any blood-sugar spikes.
You can tour my imaginary house, which in my mind, I decorate lavishly. Oh yeah, sparkly stuff hanging everywhere, and all that green stuff too that I hacked off an evergreen behind the house. I just renovated the library. You're gonna love it.
If we're lucky some Famouses will show up too.
Especially this guy! (It is Friday today, after all...)
OO oo oo! Wouldn't it be great if Johnny lets us count all his new tattoos?
Where was I...
Oh yeah. BLOG PARTY!
There will be drinks there that won't cause you to do anything embarrassing or illegal! Well, unless you really want to. If that's your thing, man. It's cool, just don't blog & drive.
You know what drink I'll be serving? Oh yeah, if you've ever attended one of my Blog Christmas Parties, you know what's comin' up...
Even non-noggers like my Blog Nog!
I think we'll do a little outdoor tour, because of course, the weather is perfect!
Bring your favourite songs to belt out in the comments section.
Bring some of your own imaginary treats.
Bring a friend!
Wait, let me emphasize that:
BRING A FRIEND!
Spread the news, people. I feel like having a giant virtual bash and I don't think I can do it on my own. Let's make this thing rock! Tell all your blog-buddies to come over and share the pretend-festivities!
Because this is so much less pressure than a real party, folks.
You don't even have to dress up.
Unless you want to.
If you like blogging while wearing sequins and cowboy boots, you just go right ahead with my sincere blessing.
Just make sure you're here next Wednesday!!