At first I imagined a store full of solid coloured hoodies with metal zippers instead of plastic, and T shirts with smart-assy slogans on them, and jeans. Maybe a few hats with flames on them. You know, the Bucky Uniform.
He carefully spelled out for me the name of his new clothing line.
D Ü S H
Yep, sound it out.
Well, I had to ask.
Will you be making a selection of, say, knapsacks and satchels?
Yes. And handbags.
Only they won't be called handbags. They'll be known as... geddit?
Why am I so proud of this kid? Yes people, this is what a few years in the Gifted Program will do!
Figures. We're such a creative bunch around here. Jethro thinks he should do clothes called GRABBY. They'd be women's clothes with extra wide sleeves and pantlegs, allowing big mansized hands easier access. I countered by instantly creating a clothing concept called EVADE.
But I think for sheer wittiness and goofy cleverness... BUCKY WINS.
See ya at the mall, kid.