"No thanks, you drink the last beer... my belly isn't quite right today."
"Smells like barf and sulphurous farts in here."
"Good thing the bathroom's so close!"
"Call tomorrow's client and tell them I might have to reschedule..."
"I'm not very good with sick people but I'm good with laundry."
"I know it's not funny, but honestly honey, that was worthy of a Sepultura concert."
"Never had to do THIS beside the highway."
And finally, not a quote but worth sharing:
"Honey I'm sorry I thought you were a baby when you were sick."
"It's okay, you didn't call me a baby."
"No but I thought it."
yeah, and also? Haven't gotten a big van and moved all the way out of our house yet. Okay that's all goodnight.