Yeah. We had this huge massive I mean gargantuan machine here at the farm today to pull down the remains of a steel building
and then SMASH it
then pick it up in its jaws
and drop it into a bin
and then SMASH it down so it all fit in there.
Oh man, it was so awesome, I don't mean awesome in the overused kind of way but like, the true, original FULL OF AWE meaning of the word.
I was full of awe watching the thing! It was like a dinosaur. With jaws. Teeth.
Then it curled itself up and looked like it was taking a nap on it's little cute trailer.
I hate grocery shopping when I'm sick. All the food looks like plastic.
Ellen Degeneres is funny. She always looks like she's not quite sure what she just said.
I haven't felt like talking to anybody for a week. Of course now I really don't want to talk at all to anybody since I sound like a three-pack-a-day smoker.
Man, Adam Lambert is friggin FABULOUS.
And he must be huge. Is he a large person in real life, I wonder? When I meet people in real life I'm pretty much always surprised by their actual proportions. I bet he's really tall.
Possibly 7 ft tall with his hair all glued up.
I wonder who I'll be surprised at this weekend at the Junos.
omg the junos are this weekend.
I wonder what famous person I'll embarrass myself in front of this year.
I'm betting it'll be the Bieber.
I'll be amazed if he's taller than me. Is he taller than 5' 1? I'll be floored if the kid is actually tall. Holy heck, what if he's like, Jethro sized???? I'll shriek. Then he'll think I'm shrieking simply because he's The Bieber and I'll laugh because being bieber has no influence in our home... then he'll be embarrassed/ irritated and then I'll be embarrassed.
See? Just called it.
Hang on. Gotta blow some of my brain out through my nose.
Adamlambert just told a singer to GET THROATY. I might have to use that. (That's not dirty, is it?)
Gah. I think I'll take a bath and get into my bed. Maybe I'll throw a few things into the suitcase first. Maybe I'll surprise myself once I get to St Jawn's. "What the heck did I bring this for???"
Here have more giant industrial machinery.