I'm sick of typing up posts and then erasing them.
I will tell you this: Jethro and the kids just watched a piece of brilliance on Youtube. It was this Metallica Smooth Jazz creation... Now they're watching a Lady Gaga Speed Metal Polka Face thing. Yes, Lady Gaga Speed Metal Polka Face.
I'm pretty sure this is real and I'm not hallucinating but holy heck man, it's been a hell of a week so far. I don't think anything would shock me anymore. But please let's not test that theory.
It's just good to be alive and have the loved ones with me. That is all I want to say for now.