I watch them, and then I post pictures with colour commentary, then you read it so you don't have to watch it yourself, right?
I need to ask your opinion on something here. I'm way behind. I haven't even finished my Golden Globes commentary yet, I've totally missed the Grammys, and we're coming up on the Oscars. I was really digging that Globes post, but it's really getting old.
DO YOU STILL WANT TO READ IT???
I'm not allowed to write about the price of scrap metal, just in case my readership reacts and causes a huge shift in the price of scrap metal. Imagine if all the hicks and rednecks and hoarders read my blog and all rushed out to cart that old rusting wreck behind the shed off to the scrapyard. It would be huge.
So instead, I'm asking you if you'd still like to read about all my incredibly immature "golden globes" jokes.
Because I wouldn't write about the price of scrap metal when it could cause cataclysmic change.
Help me out here, folks, could ya?
Hey, thanks for the help here-- the Golden Globes post is up and ready!