Oh it's that wonderful time of year, when those genius people at PEOPLE mag roll out their Sexiest Man Alive issue. And this year, they really got it right:
Really all I can say is, "DUH." The choice, as far as I'm concerned, is a total no brainer!
Unfortunately, I had to break it to Jethro that once again they forgot to include him. I mean, like I said they got the cover boy right this year, but they I sometimes seriously wonder what the heck they're thinking. For example. The first time Johnny got this title, the cover looked like this:
Honestly, PEOPLE? Really? It took until 2003 which is either unexplainable or baffling, and then, then, they gave 1/3 of the cover to Bachelor Boob. Tell me, where is he now? No don't tell me. Have any other Sexy Men had to share a cover????
And then they go and leave out the Sexiest Recording Engineer out of it too.
But it's okay. They've honoured Johnny again and he's now in the Two Time club with George and Brad. Can you see them having a club meeting? George would have to be all slicked up with his Dapper Dan Hair Pomade...
Brad would be kinda sleepy lookin' what with all a them younguns runnin' around on his place...
and Johnny would be... well, he'd be his usual perfect combination of scruffy and elegant...
Hugh Jackman apparently quipped recently that he's happy to pass along the title since he's looking forward to slacking off in the appearance maintenance. I'm confident Johnny won't have any issues with that. Mostly because he seems pretty happy keeping on with whatever he's been doing.
I have to include a few other faces from the mag's website feature.
Gotta love happy, healthy looking RDJ with his big brown eyes and silver whiskers.
And hey, Rpattz looks clean! He's a strange boy. He's absolutely lovely with those cat eyes and nice lips and handsome jaw, but he often photographs like he's just crawled hungover out of a ditch.
Mind you I can handle a pretty heavy amount of scruff and grime. That's what soap was invented for.
I can get past it. (Also that's a darn pretty National he's holding.)
But his fingernails are all long and nasty in that movie but I can still get past it. Nothing a nail clipper can't fix. Doesn't change anything. I still dig him.
I just love this guy's style. He makes his own decisions, lives by his own standards, and manages to be a success on his own terms. If that means accepting an award wearing a suit jacket with his plaid shirt tied around his waist, I'm cool with it.
So, what makes a man sexy?
All that and more? Something indefinable? What do you dudes think makes you awesome?
Heck with my commentary. Have some pictures. We all know why you're here today.