(Can't ride a horse like that either but it's so frickin cold I'll pass, thanks.)
So my brain's OUTTA CONTROL but I don't have time to get it out GGGAAAAAAHHHHHH and I wanted to tell you about ADD and closets and how those two subjects are connected to my new book and how my imaginary friend Nikki never folds socks. I'm thinking about what really motivates the kids in the book that approximately 50 literary agents seem to think is NOT SUITABLE FOR THEM AT THIS TIME and I'd like to change a few things in that one too but I can't cuz I have to walk THE PUG and get some groceries so my kids don't STARVE and then hitch a ride with JETHRO down to the STUDIO where I will WORK and I really feel like I gotta get going.
Please discuss amongst yourselves.
Also I still intend to post a special Hick Chic Kiss-my-butt-2008-buh-bye Awards post before the end of January.
What, am I still here? Damn, I gotta go, now, STOP DISTRACTING ME.
Okay, see ya.