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Thursday, December 20, 2007

IT'S MY ANNUAL HICK CHIC IMAGINARY CHRISTMAS PARTY!!!!!

Yaaaay, party time! No cleaning the house before or after! No money spent! No fuss, no guts, no embarrassing displays of cellulite! yayyyyy for IMAGINARY PARTIES!

Come on in! Good to see you! Do like on TV and walk right in without taking off your shoes. I'll be heading out to the barn later in real life and guess what? I'm not taking off my boots when I get back! Wheeee!

It's not a party without snacks, right? I see some of you have brought munchies. Oh you shouldn't have. But you did! Thanks!

Those Tiny Hamburgers were such a hit last year that I have to bust them out again this year. Does anybody want a Tiny Cheeseburger?




Go mingle. Because this is imaginary, my house is a ginormous Victorian mansion with about 6 rooms on each floor so feel free to wander around and find people to talk to. Also because this is imaginary there's no clean laundry on the couch waiting to be folded!


Here, have some of this




or these- these are WAY better in imaginary world than in real life.




Look, I found some Hanukkah cookies! I know it's over but these are so cute I couldn't resist.




You'll be thirsty from all the laughing and talking. You need a drink.

I'm very accommodating with the drinks. I've got...

Water





Orange juice





some nice beer




wine for you elegant folks





Rum for you pirates




and BLOG NOG!!!! Hey, even if you don't like it in real life you will love BLOG NOG!!!!




I've got a really special Christmas surprise for you. I mean, really special. Like, dream come true special. Oh I can hardly even deal with the incredible precious amazing specialness.

I got us some live entertainment.

LOOK!! IT'S LED ZEPPELIN!!!!!!!!!




In my little ol imaginary home...just imagine, eh?

In between sets --- they're gonna shook you babe, they'll shook you all night looooooooong---I set up a boom box in my imaginary library, and we can all take turns at the microphone!!!


It's gonna be awesome. I am not afraid of a microphone. I'm a recording engineer's wife. I might bust out some Grinch songs. You can wear the imaginary Santa hat. We'll rock.

Sing your favourite Christmas song!

Who's first to beg Robert for a duet???

I love my imaginary decorating. Doesn't it smell like a pine forest in here? I decked the halls, baby! I decked the halls, the doorknobs, the fridge, the toilet tank, man I decked everything that didn't move! I was thinking of decking the cat with boughs of holly but he gave me That Look so I backed off. By the way, careful if you want to sit on the black couch. He blends.

Oh a knock on the door! Who could it be?

Well hello!




You two look gorgeous. Wow! You really didn't need to dress up for this, though. We're all pretty casual. I mean, I'm still in my barn boots. I suspect some of us are in pajamas in real life.


There you go, now you look more like yourselves!

My boots? Technically, they're winter riding boots. Oh my gosh, thank you! Yes they are kind of sexy. Knee high boots are always right. And they're good in the snow- you can get through anything. You should get some, Vanessa. The spurs are optional.


Mistletoe? It's practically growing out of the ceiling. Run along lovebirds.

Blog nog! Refill on the blog nog!




My kids will be dropping by after school. Last day, and then it's far-reeeee-dommmmmmm!!!!

Do NOT, under any circumstances, give Bucky the Nerd any beer. If he tries to tell you that his Dad says in England it's perfectly okay for an 11 year old to drink beer, tell him....tell him we're not in England. If you are in England right now, tell him you are and he's not and therefore you will not be providing him with any beer. Imaginary or not! Sorry Bucky! When you grow up you can have your own kids to boss around!!!

If my little Tribble Girl wants to tell you a funny story, please let her. It might take five full minutes of your life, but please just smile and nod.

Oh hey, watch out for the Pug. You'll know he's there, cuz, um, he must have eaten something nasty...he's got some nasty farts going on. Good thing for all the imaginary pine branches decorating my imaginary mansion.

OOh! Do I hear Jimmy Page plugging in the Les Paul???? I wonder if he knows "You're a Mean One, Mr Grinch"?




Hey, do you all clink glasses?

Get your glass ready. HERE'S TO PARTIES THAT DON'T REQUIRE CLEANING UP THE HOUSE BEFORE OR AFTER!!!

clink

clink

clink

clink

hang on, I gotta stretch to clink your glass....reach...clink.

Oh, I have another one.

HERE'S TO IMAGINATIVE, FUN, CREATIVE AND INTERESTING PEOPLE!

clink

clink

clink

clink.

What do you want to clink about?

Oh hey- Would you wish me an early birthday? Yep, me and Jesus, although out of the two of us, I'm the one with proof that it really is my birthday, hee hee! I'm going to be 37. Please tell me that 37 is a good number. Thanks.

Alright! Git on into my imaginary sugarplum adorned comments-section-kitchen ...


and let's imaginary party!

116 comments:

Heidi the Hick said...

Sorry it took me so long...I had a heck of a time getting those deep fried sausage sauce fried wiener saucy things ready.

Heidi the Hick said...

Also I couldn't find the rum at first.

CindyDianne said...

OH, well... I am glad to wait for the rum!

Merry Christmas Y'all!

Oh, I am so glad to see you Heidi! Hi Bucky! Girl! Jethro? Where is Jethro?

Oh... I remember those little Cheeseburgers from last year! Yum!

CindyDianne said...

(I put up pictures of my poor burned hands over at my place)

Heidi the Hick said...

OH Cindy, I hope your hands don't hurt over here in Imaginary Party World!

Jethro's at work. He'll have to come in later on and put the party to bed.

Yeahhhhh, tiny cheeseburgers! It's like you're not eating at all. Y'know, like cuz you aren't, really...

dilling said...

I thought I would get here early to help decorate but I see that was unnecessary. But I also see beer! Thank goodness I am early. You don't mind if I brought Eem-er to keep the pug occupied, do you?Where do I put these homemade french baguettes and these cloves of garlic roasted in truffle oil? yum yum. DON'T let the pug eat all that garlic! Ah, here we go, bread for you, beer for me.

rain said...

Yay! Hello! Hello! I'm just dropping by for a minute- then back to work - do you mind if I come and go? For now I'll drink non alcoholic blog nog so I can drive..love the decorations and I am hoping to get Johnny under the mistletoe. Ooo, I shouldn't but I'll just grab a little sausagey weinery thing before I go...back later!

CindyDianne said...

Doesn't the house look lovely? Heidi, you completely outdid yourself Dahhhling!

Heidi the Hick said...

Oh Dilling, so glad you're here!!!

Thanks for the edibles! (Seriously I can almost taste it in real life...mmmm....)

Heidi the Hick said...

Rain- drop in all day! Excellent!

Yeah, Cindy, dahhhling, my fake house looks mahhhvelous eh? I really outdone mahself this yea-ahhhh!

CindyDianne said...

HA HA! You have the best fake Southern accent evah!

Heidi the Hick said...

hee hee, except for the "EH?"

Heidi the Hick said...

I think I'm going to get outta town for an hour or so and go out to the barn.

You all keep the party going, okay? Thanks!

Biddie said...

I LOVE me some blog nog! I don't even need rum in mine.
Are you serving some mint julep (julIp?) for CindyDianne? I wouldn't mind trying it myself.
Those little burgers look good, too. Maybe I'll just settle in with some hot choclate for now....

CindyDianne said...

{{{Dilling}}}

{{{Rain}}}

I see the Left Coast is well represented I see!


Oh and {{{Biddie}}}, I am so glad you made it.

Marni said...

HI everyone! I brought some Bloody Mary mix and vodka... yummm!

The house looks fantastic and I LOVE your guests.

Nice to meet you Johnny. I plan on seeing your latest flick next week... can't wait...

mmmm - now for one of those burgers...

Biddie said...

Oh, Cindy, I am SO thrilled to be here! It is scary as heck out there in the 'real' world.
I would much rather be here with all of you! Besides, blog nog is not fattening, and calorie free.
What could be better???

Heidi the Hick said...

Hi Marni!

I'm going to see that movie next week too! Have another tiny burger. It's like eating nothing.

Doncha LOVE my guests?!?

Speaking of which...

BIDDIE!!!!!!

Have another blog nog! Free refills!

Biddie said...

WHOO HOO!
You know how I feel about FREE!!!!

Mind if I play some 80's music? Simple Minds, General Public, Cindi Lauper, or (please) some Wham! Just ONE Wham! song, I promise.

Please???????

Tod said...

Hello everyone, thought I would drop by on my way home from the pub. It's really foggy outside. Ooh look mini burgers, I remember them from last year and blog nog too! But Johnny's new. HELLOO JOHNNY! I spy miseltoe! No, don't run off like that!

Heidi the Hick said...

Whoo Tod! Oh I'm so glad you stopped by! This is a big party day for you!

(Johnny's been busy too. In fact I think he's worn right out...last time I saw him he was sneaking down the back hall with a few clumps of mistletoe under one of his three jackets!)

(I wonder where he's going?)

Heidi the Hick said...

Biddie, exactly which Wham song are you begging to listen to?

katy said...

just dropping in for a quick elegant drink of wine,
Cheers everyone
soz cant stop got to go to a football do:(
if i not toooooooooo drunk when i get back i will be here later!!!!
save me some little sausagey weinery things PLEASE
have fun

Heidi the Hick said...

Katy you can double party just like Tod!

Here take some wienery things to go. Just wipe off the sauce before you put them in your pocket.

No wait, take a ziploc bag.

Oops.

Where are the dogs????

Heidi the Hick said...

DON'T GO DOWN THE STEPS! The cat just barfed.

Darnit even in imaginary world there's cat barf.

Anybody want another sausage wrapped deep fried thing?

Bunny said...

WOW, Heidi I am in awe!!
Great band, and the blog nog is just as excellent as last year!!
Have you started the karoke?

Bunny said...

leave it to me to come in just as the cat barfs. . .lol.
Great party nonetheless!!
Glad to see so many friendly faces!!

Tod said...

Wham's Last Christmas of course!

Why can I never escape the cat barf?

Heidi the Hick said...

It's okay, the two dogs cleaned it up!

Wahhhhh! EWwwwwww!

Biddie, get that Wham on and get on with it! Tod says so! Then you can play TENDERNESS for old time's sake!

Hey Bunny! Thanks! It took me HOURS to get the place all done up like this. Got a song request? My amazing wonderful band are just getting ready. I don't think Jimmy will let me play his guitar. Or touch it. Or look at it.

Okay who took off with the cookies?

I need more blog nog.

Olly said...

Ok who wants martinis and cranberry jello shots?

I think the cat must have had too much blog nog...

rain said...

ok - I'm back...I'll have a little more blog nog and..."wait! There goes Johnny...Johnny!! Wait!! Come back!" gotta run!

Biddie said...

I would like to hear Club Tropicana, or maybe i'm Your Man..Dunno. Maybe even Wake Me Up.
I love me some Wham!, you know. It would be my guilty pleasure, but I just don't feel any guilt! LOL.
Did I hear someone mention cranberry jello shots?! OMG! That sounds amazing! I should make some for our family get together. Whadda think?

CindyDianne said...

I have the cookies!

Mmuhahahah!

Biddie said...

OMG!
JOHNNY! I LOVE YOU!

No, don't run! I'm your biggest fan!

Wait, JOHNNY!

WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!

Biddie said...

Ummm, 37? I am gonna be 39. Thirty NINE. You will always be younger than me. Take solace in that.

coffeypot said...

Hey everyone! Sorry I'm late. I have some bud lite and hot wings. Who's naked and dancing on the tables? Not me this year. I have a sore back and shouldn't be swinging anything heavy. Has anybody seen the host, Miss Heidi. Tell her I'm here.

dilling said...

Wow...I got lost in one of those rooms back there for quite a while...spacious place you got here, even with all these folks here. Have you seen Eem-er? I think it's time for walkies so that I can get back here and settle into some serious blog-nogging. It's funny how good blog nog tastes compared to egg nog which I cannot stand. Anyhoo, I am stuffed to the gills and must go walkies for a bit. Can I bring back anything from my excursion?

Biddie said...

I don't mind last Christmas. I say, play it for Tod. Of course, we need a little Tenderness, and maybe, Don't Leave Me This Way. You can play either version, Thelma Houston, or The Communards.
Oh, and I REALLY like The Tempations.
Just saying.
Cat barf?
Oh, great.
I think that I just sat in some. Either that, or it's someone's blog nog.
Either way, it feels squishy between my toes.
Another couple of drinks, and I'll like how it feels. :)

dilling said...

Did I just see Johnny or have I had too much nog?
Um, do I really want to go dog walking NOW?!?
Well, must be done.

The Adult in Question said...

I am on meds, and therefore, I can't drink.
SIGH.
Where is the non alcoholic nog?

The Adult in Question said...
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Marni said...

Heidi, which way to the kitchen? I've got some cheese dip to make... and vodka to chill...

And Biddie, I think I'd like to hear some Poison... you?

Biddie said...

Oh, Marni! Good thinking!
I know that KC will want to hear some, and Heidi, too!
Now, what was that that you said about dip?

Heidi the Hick said...

Oh hi! Sorry! Johnny and I were in a deep conversation about dogs wearing horn rimmed spectacles. And santa hats, because of the time of year... I LOVE that guy. He is so funny. And serious. You know.

Coffeypot's here!!!!!!!

Start dancin, pal!

Olly, martini? I've never had one. I think I'd love an imaginary martini- can't go wrong!

Dilling, you can walk the dog out in my imaginary 40 acres! Go now before it gets dark. But then we could send out a search party. It'll be fine.

I had a talk with my cat, folks. He's done with the blog nog now. Finished.

KC- non alcoholiclolic blog nog, comin up!!!!

Marni, I can't find the kitchen! This imaginary mansion is HUUUUUUGE but I hope you find it. I'd like some of that cheese dip....

CindyDianne said...

Marni - I'll help with the vodka! There has to be a freezer around here somewhere!

Bucky the Nerd said...

Hi every body!!!!!!

I'm Bucky the Nerd, and you may remember me from such Hick Chic blog posts as Genius, Stuntman, and Tree House.

I've got like, 3 litres of egg nog. And a Santa hat.

rain said...

Poison?? I hate to be a party pooper, but couldn't we play a few carols? Please?

Heidi the Hick said...

You're a mean one,

Mr Grinch

You really are a heel!

C'mon everybody, sing it with me!

You're as cuddly as a cactus

You're as charming as an eel

Mr GrrrrINCH!

(Is that Robert singing along???? Oh happiness!)

Heidi the Hick said...

Does that count as a carol? Not really eh?

(I would like a beer...)

Tribble said...

i like tribbles

Tribble said...

does anyone know where the bathroom is?????

Tribble said...

yes thats right i get lost in my own [imaginary] house!!!

dilling said...

Whew...that was a good walk. You'd think in this imaginary world that it wouldn't be pissing rain, though, wouldn't you? I came back with some more beer though...anyone?

rain said...

Woohoo! I'm off work now!! Holidays for 11 days. 11 DAYS! Now I can put a little sompin sumpin in my blog nog. Slurp..that's better. A toast? To holidays..for me, for you, for everyone!! Anyone wanna dance?

dilling said...

I'll dance with you...as long as we're NOT listening to Poison.

dilling said...

Wait....who's got the BandAid Feed the World recording? Anyone? Anyone?

katy said...

i drank, i drunk, i not hic hic drunk ino drunk, ino drunk innnnnnooooooottttttt drink drunk iiiiii drunk drink.
turn the music up, please...
last christams i gave you my heart but the very next day you gave it away.........cheers, hey you dancing tooooo, well i drink to you an you an you an you cheers, bottoms up old chap,,
have i eaten alllllll thatt food, sorry but it was so so good, need me some more wine now

katy said...

hey raise your glasses to our host she going to by 37 (gosh how old, she never looks that old does she)
hey happy early birthday Heidi, for she's a jolly good fella....(why do they say fella huh, beats me) no no dont beat me beat me i said it beats me!!!
hipp hip horray, hip hip horray
CHEERS

katy said...

oh oh another toast an that must mean another drink, (oh Johnny please wait till later;)
Tod we raise our glasses to you on this your final day yeipeeeee for Tod

Heidi the Hick said...

I gotta vacuum the little yellow pug hairs off of Robert's black shirt.


This could take a while...

katy said...

ok ok i gotta go need to shut me eyses for while now
so first one up cooks breakfast right or left?? soz right or wrong hehehe!
enjoy the rest of the dya/night now ya all hear
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
you coming Johnny, what, what you saying, you gona stay, huh ok see if i care, i going to go and call on my man now

Marni said...

***standing with legs crossed***

Gotta pee!!!!!!


*** stumbling down the hall ***

katy said...

hope you being careful as to where you are puttting the nozzle off to vax, it could be dangerous or fun mmmmmmmmmmmmm heheheheheh

A Paperback Writer said...

Wow. Even for a blog party, you still went to a lot of work finding all those pictures and stuff. I am impressed.
I'm glad I didn't have to dress up because I spent the whole day cleaning the house and shoveling snow, and I don't even have spiffy boots on. (I own some cowboy boots, though....)
Thanks, Heidi.

rain said...

Katy - give me those car keys now! No - don't argue. Hand them over!

Olly said...

Alright...Ya know...I'm not as drunk as some thinkle peep so..I think.
Anyone got a felt pen? Gonna get Robbie-Baby to sign my chest...hic.

dilling said...

Wow...the west coasters are trouble, ain't they?

Marni said...

I'm gonna sing "wanna whole lotta love..." but I'm not sure those are the correct words.

Bartender! Yo! Bartender!

Where the heck did he go?! OOooooo look! Blog nog... can you mix that with vodka?

Olly said...

...and I'm holdin on to the felt pen, too. For when the first one of you lot passes out. It'll be CYCLOPES time!

rain said...

Who's Robbie-baby? Pass the shortbread, please. Pass the butter tarts please, does anyone mind if I dip them in my blog nog?
Pass the chicken wings please, pass me 8 cheeseburgers please (they really are tiny).

rain said...

olly-I'm calling Operation Red Nose for you...

dilling said...

Hello?!? Heidi?!? Are you still here? I am heading home for a while...hic. I gotta drive Michael and the boys to the hockey game tonight...I sure hope I don't hit an imaginary sobriety check...

Marni said...

I'm gonna go make my self comfy in one of the many rooms you've got here... hope ya don't mind.

I'd like to place an early order for aspirin and coffee, please.

'Night

***stumbling down the hall - again***

Biddie said...

Butter tarts? There were butter tarts?!
Oh, man, nobody ever tells me anything.
Are there any left? Is Johnny still here? Where is everyone?

Olly said...

Muwhahahaha....

dilling said...

back from dropping off the boys...having a real beer and a couple more imaginary ones...am I the only one here now? should I turn down the tunes?

rain said...

Heidi? Heidi? Oh well...think I'll just help myself to the bar. Left the party for a bit to go and have Indian food...yum. Can you believe I still had room after all the appies and baking I had here? Guess I'd better dance it off...dilling? Is it just you and me left standing? We know who the real party animals are around here!

dilling said...

Woot Woot, the westcoasters! Rain, did you go to Amriko's???? That's worth leaving ANY party for!!!

Heidi the Hick said...

WHOOOOOOOO!

Vacuuming all the pug hair off Robert's black shirt took FOREVER!

And then i finally found the bathroom. THis place is seriously almost too big.

And then I got chattin with Vanessa about clothes and that took a long time.

And then I had to sit in a daze and be entertained by our fabulolulous band- ARE THEY AMAZSHING OR WHAT

And all of a sudden there was a wine glass in my hand

And then Jethro came home

and that wine glass miraculously refilled

my kids disappeared for a few hours

And then I said "DUDE i'm tired"

But I"m not sure who I said it too

but I just really feel all awesomely happy

And Johnny and me, we're like THIS and I think next we'll draw cartoons of elephants or giraffes or something

HEY!

Drink some water you guys.

Crash anywhere. Seriously. This place is so big I might not even find you til morning!

Unless you wanna keep the party going all night. I don't mind.

SEE YA IN THE MORNING YOU AWESOME PEOPLE!

Heidi the Hick said...

Wait! Hang on! Robbie-baby was signing chests????

Dang! Is he still here?????

Jethro said...

You know, those little cheeseburgers are just WhiteCastle burgers with a toothpick through em... You can't fool me. But the BlogNog thing is working for me. You get a good swig a' rum in there and voila! Can anybody see my car keys anywhere? I gotta drive around for a while and sober up a bit! Oh wait, a friend doesn't let a a friend drink blog-nog and drive...

Hey, can anybody find the album with the AC-DC cut "I want a Mistress for Christmas"? Classic material. Hey, did the Sex Pistols ever do a Christmas song?

Why is the Rum always gone?
xoxo

Heidi the Hick said...

Jethro.


Go to bed.

I mean, come to bed.

If you can find it.

dilling said...

I don't think the Sex Pistols did but Violent Femmes did, didn't they?
I look for it and leave it on the stereo on my way out. G'nite!!!!

rain said...

Kinda lonely around here...even dilling is gone (and yes, we did go to Ammrikos.) Wonder what else is in the fridge? I wonder if Heidi's boots will fit me..think maybe I'll take some blog nog over to the closet and try them on...maybe the earflap hat will fit too. It's so cold out there...thanks for the fun party!!

katy said...

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE
who's for coffee?
oy oy anyone going to wake up?
there are people lying everywhere, that was one hell of a party thanks Heidi.
well i will go put the coffee on and have a nice quite sit down in the kitchen, mmm where is the kitchen, oh to live in house like this would be a dream come true..........catch ya all later

CindyDianne said...

Ummmm, hello? Is anyone here? Lordy Bagordy! What did you put in the blog nog? I passed smooth out (date night with husband) and just woke up to what looks like a deserted and, well, kinda scary house.

Heck, I am getting outa here.

What time is breakfast?

cara winsor hehir said...

of course i show up late and everyone is gone home or to bed. sorry maid, it is a hard old world for the knocked up. but since i'm up and here and the tequila is imaginary, i'll help m'self to a shot... or two... and cuddle with the cat on the couch til breakfast... it's okay puddy, i puked tonight too.
hey, is that johnny depp passed out under all those coats?? jeezly, i missed a tyme, wha!?

Anita said...

Hey!! I was here twice before the party and now I missed it!!

Sheesh!
I'm drinking a glass of wine now, (which may turn into two or three!) listening to the wind howl and waiting for the first snowflakes to fall...

Marni said...

I'm here! YAAAAAWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNN! But need to leave for a bit. May not be back in time for breakfast.

Give Heidi, Jethro and Bucky hugs from me and tell them I said thank you for a wonderful time.

Love you all! Merry Christmas!!!!!!

Tod said...

Cara, it's me passed out under the coats... with Johnny! I locked Vanessa in the basement.

Great party, Heidi!

Heidi the Hick said...

mmf.


Hey guys.


Whooo. Whoo. Who?

So I guess my favourite band in the universe went home, eh? I wonder if they took that Sharpie with them. I can't find Robert's Autograph.

Oh wait.


(snicker) there it is!!!!!

Katy, pour me a cup of tea, love. Then I have to go get my earflaps hat off Rain without waking her up.

Dang, this house is kinda scary in daylight! I kinda expect to see Sweeney Todd slink around the corner.

Well whaddaya know!!!

(We have similar hair this morning...)

Cara, have some soda crackers. It helps. My cat will purr on your lap and sneak the crumbs.

Anita better late than never!

Marni I'm really glad you could join us!



Well...I guess I gotta go open the basement door...

I can't find my riding boots.

Who's got em on?

Drink some water, guys.

Heidi the Hick said...

Hey, who's gonna stagger out to the barn with me???

A Paperback Writer said...

Dude. You people are STILL here!
Heidi, I don't do barns, but I cleaned the ice off the truck for you.
Do you have any hot chocolate around this huge kitchen of yours?

Heidi the Hick said...

Umm...I got something here but it says BAILEYS on the label. That's not hot chocolate, is it????

Biddie said...

Where's Jethro? Is he still out there sobering up?! Reminds me of the good old days in Smallburg....
LOL at Tod. And Cindy. Passed smooth out?
I LOVE IT!
Great party. I hope that you're bringing some blognog on Wednesday :)

Max said...

Hope you don't mind, but Paperback Writer invited me over. Nice place you got here. Thanks, I'd love a beer. I've got the spiked watermelon in the car still - Writer said you wanted to check it out anyways. Mmmmmm, these mini burgers are good. Yeah, no problem, I know how it is when it's your party, I'll just go mingle....

dilling said...

Tell me there are some morning after drinking tiny cheeseburgers left...I am ravenous.
I got some more Kickinghorse KickAss coffee brewing.
Gooooood Morning, Everybody.

Olly said...

Gooood morning party people.

Hey! Who drew the big eye on my forehead?

And? What the hell is written here on my chest? Wait a bit...can't read upside down too well...

Let's see "C" "O"..."Coffeypot was here" WHAT THE HELL?

Man, you think you know some people...

katy said...

well my hangover is about gone now, but are you sure that was water i was drinking!
has anyone found my car keys yet? and who was it that went riding into the night on a reindeer then, they had a red coat on, couldn't see his face he had a hoodie on!
more coffee anyone?

CindyDianne said...

Ohhhhh....

ewh.....

I am sick to my ....

Lynn Sinclair said...

37 is a wonderful age--you can party your heart out because you're still so young!

Happy Birthday, Heidi.

Heidi the Hick said...

Hey everybody...

Did anybody let Vanessa out yet?

Heidi the Hick said...

You know, there's an endless supply of imaginary food and drink...

some new faces today...

theoretically we could keep this thing going until my actual birthday...

dilling said...

highly overcaffeinated now. wooooohoooo..... gotta go do something...
going to the beauty queen for a Christmas cut and (gasp) colour! Fa la la la la LA LA LA LA....
I'll start another pot of coffee before I go.

CindyDianne said...

Oh, THANK YOU Dilling! I STILL need coffee. I ought to know better than to over-indulge like that!

Heidi - I just let Vanessa out and she is piiiiiissssssssed. That woman has an evil tongue when she is angry!

Heidi the Hick said...

Cindy I wouldn't wanna mess with her!!!!!!!

Heidi the Hick said...

Cindy I wouldn't wanna mess with her!!!!!!!

Bucky the Nerd said...

mmmmmmmmmm....... blog nog.......
mmmmmmmmmm....... mini burger thingies........
mmmmmmmmmm....... cookies.......
mmmmmmmmmm....... bacon wrapped sausages.....

sorry if all the food's gone.

Bucky the Nerd said...
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Tribble said...

hellooooooooo....

i don't like blog nog or orange juice or water. got any chocolate milk????????

hey everyone, i gotta cat in the hat santa hat!!!! YEAH!!!!

*gasps* I GET TO GO WRAP PRESENTS NOW AND IM NOT TELLING ANYONE WHAT THEY'RE GETTING!!!!!!!!

Tribble said...

oh and by the way,

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(if we're being all politically correct about it)

Heidi the Hick said...

I'm all partied out, man!

Thanks!!!!! You are all awesome!

dilling said...

Holy Cow! Heidi, I think you, of all folks, can appreciate this...I came home from Beauty Queen with ORANGE streaks in my hair!!! How awesome is that? I match the bedroom walls!!!

Heidi the Hick said...

Whoo!

A Paperback Writer said...

Dang. Max was here while I was out.
Hey, is this party still going? I brought my own hot chocolate this time, Heidi. Thanks anyway. I'mk not sure what the Bailey's stuff is, but it's probably off limits for Molly Mormon here. Don't worry; that leaves more of it for the rest of you, right? ;)
Although a couple of you probably should stick with coffee for a bit by the looks of things here....

DJ Andi said...

Sorry I missed the party. I've been out of the "blog" world for awhile. However, I feel like I have been out of the "real" world too.

So glad the holidays are over. Now maybe things can get back to normal - whatever that is.

I hope you have this again next year. I'll definitely be there.