My Mother Cracks Me Up...

My parents are in the middle of a bathroom renovation that they've been planning for about twenty years. They've cultivated a real easy going laid back pace out there. Because they're handy and have excellent taste, and also they're on the very-tight-budget, they are doing much of the work themselves. I suspect a lot of it has to do with the old thing about fixing your own darn tractor/ truck/ toilet because that's just what you do!!

Anywaaaaays...I don't like hearing the words bathroom and renovation together but last weekend when I got there, curiosity won me over and I had to go check out the progress. It's a bigger room now with a closet gone, and there's panelling on a couple of walls. This is what I saw when I looked in:





Okay, panelling's on, light fixtures are cut in, ready to be installed. Sink is hanging off the wall but not connected. I guess we're still washing our hands and brushing our teeth in the kitchen this weekend. But what's this? There appears to be a note taped above the sink.

What's that note all about?

Let's take a few steps and read the note...







I laughed for about seven minutes straight.



When she got home from work later on, she informed me that she actually got the lyrics somewhat wrong, and it should be a KING SIZED bathtub. Then I laughed for another four minutes about Chad Krueger's king sized belt buckle collection, which, I'm sorry, I don't care who you are, you gotta be impressed by!

It's my mom's birthday coming up, so leave her a comment today! I'll call her tonight and tell her to fire up the dial up and read your wishes, okay? And *@&%@#@* BE POLITE because my mother is a LADY so don't say none of your &#$$%, alright???