He's an IMPOSTER! (pick your favourite!)

If you're anything like me, and you spend ridiculous amounts of time picking through Google Images looking for more pictures of Johnny Depp because you'd rather do that than vacuum, sweep, wash dishes, or finish that particularly difficult scene that will undoubtedly tie your whole novel together but you just can't get it right...um...if you look for pictures, you're likely to stumble upon celebrity impersonator sites. There are some really good ones and then there are some downright baaaad ones.

The funny thing is, I suspect these guys all started out as Captain Jack Sparrow impersonators and then branched out. Two reasons for this: Anybody can slap on the disguise, and like, dude man, the chicks are like, totally hot for Captain Jack. Dude. Man.

Today I'm going to show you a few choices and then lovingly ask you to finish this post for me, in the comments section. That way I can free myself from my desk, run some overdue errands, and chop those pesky weedy trees out of my raspberry patch. All while thinking about that difficult and pivotal scene.

Which one do you think is the best? Or worse?

Edit: one of these is not like the others. Extra bonus admiration to you if you figure it out...


#1 THE PROFESSIONAL

This guy is an actual working actor who got a gig as a double on the set of Dead Man's Chest and At World's End. I mean, clear winner. If he's good enough for Jerry "Brucksplosion" Bruckheimer he should be good enough for us.

Even the paparazzi were fooled...




#2 THE SO SERIOUS ABOUT IT HE MAKES HIS OWN COSTUMES




I found this guy on a website called SITHCAMARO. Seriously. Just pause for a second. SITH. CAMARO. I don't even know where to start. Just...wow.


I wanted to do that for Halloween but I'm too lazy.

Apparently this guy makes a living going to parties and things and doing his Depp schtick. I gotta hand it to him, his costumes are excellent.



But what I wanna know is, where is the Gilbert Grape costume? Hmm? Hmm? So really how serious can he be?


#3 THE NEIGHBOUR WHO CAN'T RESIST DRESSING UP FOR A PARTY

...and then, Larry decided to go into bizness doing this...


#4 THE BEGINNER

He's working on a repertoire of good piratey faces to go with the outfit.


#5 THE HALLOWEEN PART TIMER



Pfffffffftt. Amateur.



#6 YOUR OTHER NEIGHBOUR WHO THINKS HE LOOKS LIKE JOHNNY



I'm having a hard time with this photo because this guy got one thing very wrong:
Look at the guitar. It's a SQUIER. It's not a Fender. Squier is the affordable line built by Fender. I know this because we have a Squier. We can't afford a Fender Stratocaster. You think Johnny would play anything other than a 40 year old Strat with a few scars and some road rash on it? Not a chance. This guy did not do his homework and therefore I have no patience for him. Moving right along...

#7 CARTMAN


Doing his Captainjacksouthparksparrow thing.



#8 THE GUY WHO REALLY THINKS HE LOOKS LIKE JOHNNY, WANTS YOU TO KNOW HOW MUCH HE LOOKS LIKE JOHNNY, AND WILL BEAT YOU IF YOU DISAGREE
I don't even know where to start. Does he kinda scare anybody else or is it just me?



Oh yes, a classic Capt Jack pose. (Hey I just squeezed out some sarcasm there!)

Did I go to high school with him? I've got five yearbooks full of guys who looked just like that. Most had a Camaro. I don't know if it would have been a Sith Camaro though.

This guy's out to prove that with a little black eyeliner you too can be in the upper echelon of celebrity impersonators. For true authenticity throw in a plaid shirt:

Me: Honey check this guy out!
Jethro: (snort)YOU look more like Johnny that that guy does.
Me: I look like that everyday.

So as I saved Mr. Really Thinks He Looks Like Johnny for last, here's the grand finale...


Oh wait...there's more...








Excuse me for a second (ggeeeezzzzeeeyyyyeeeecccchhhh)




So please pick your favourite and just as a reference, here's the real thing.

Now don't cop out and pick him as your favourite cuz that's just cheating...