Thursday, December 21, 2006

Hick Chic Fake Party, Day 2: All day breakfast anyone?

Good morning!

What, you thought I was done? Nah. Just had to wash dishes and say goodnight to kids and do laundry and feed my critters and you know, sleep for a few hours .

I’ve had so much fun fake partying with my blog buddies... I can’t believe how great it was. It came in overpopulated and underbudget which makes it a rip roaring success.

If you didn't make it to the party yesterday, will you join me today?

I would like to treat you to a lovely Christmas breakfast! (It really is imaginary food this time eh?)
However it’s unlikey that I’ll ever have such a high class kitchen anywhere other than Pretend World. I'd probably get attached to the wonky old cabinets and refuse to change them. Anyways, I’d just spend all my cash on the barn. My priorities are in the right order.

Anbody need some of this? You know what, why don't you just have some.

Those Tiny Burgers and Bacon Wrapped Things were pretty alright! Next time we party I will not forget an imaginary Veggie Tray. With dip. I do thank you for helping me clean up all the imaginary food. It's so difficult to find room in the fridge for all the fake food.

And don’t forget the Blog Nog! There’s always room for Blog Nog, any time of day!! (Biddie’s hubby is a genius. Yeah I said it out loud, I’ll deal with the consequences!)

Are you ready for some french toast? Or maybe you call it english toast. Do try it; it's made with egg nog!



You gave me the best party I've never had! Thank you so much, each and every one of you, for lifting my mood!


Marni said...

((( yawn ))) Good morning, Heidi! mmmmm... french toast... my favorite. And I can eat it in the bloggy world! Yay!

Had a great time last night. Dad was a little embarrassing, but I'm used to it. :) ... giggle ...

Thank you for the invite. It was a lot of fun. Now where are those darn Advil?

Heidi the Hick said...

Hi Marni! Isn't blog world great? You can eat as much french toast as you like!

Your dad's a scream.

Here, have some water...

Heidi the Hick said...

Hi Marni! Isn't blog world great? You can eat as much french toast as you like!

Your dad's a scream.

Here, have some water...

Tod said...

Mornin all. Mmmm toast...Just what I need after last night. Great party by the way Heidi.

*munches toast*

Now I must get back to work before I get the sack!

Timmy said...

advil. tylenol. something!

thanks for a great time, sweetie! I am late for work, I gota run!

140 comments yesterday -- Timmy is jealous.

CindyDianne said...


I knew I shouldn't have brought that flask!

**head pounding**

Good morning everyone! I had a rip roaring blast yesterday...

Heidi, I'm a little nauseated right now...can I just have dry toast and something with caffeine to drink? Give me a little while and I'll be doing great again!

Life, or Something Like It said...

I'll take a little of the hair of the dog that bit me! Pass the blog nog and the flask!

CindyDianne said...

You are quite a woman, Biddie!

Tod said...

Hey Biddie, so you got 340 on Splat The Sprout last night? Well done!

dragonfly183 said...

Awe you can havea kitchen like that hiedi. you would be amazed at what some paint and the right nick knacks can do to a kitchen. it is pretty isn't it. I love the arangment of greenery on the lights. It gives me ideas for next year. i had some of that fake green garland stuff left over that i bought at garage sales and had no idea what to do with it. Now i know, haha.

Smartypants said...

Hey Heidi! I'm sick! = ( I'm sorry I haven't been around much.

I need egg nog! Stat!

Life, or Something Like It said...

Am I the only person still drinking? C'mon people, hair of the dog....The french toast does look good, tho. I know how much Tod appriciates all things french...

dilling said...

morning...french toast, my favorite and in the blog world all that wheat won't bother my tummy at all. brilliant. i have espresso. anyone?
thanks for a great time, heidi...good stuff. and breakfast the morning after. it's too much, really. the hostess with the mostess.
pass the syrup now, would ya?

Balloon Pirate said...

stumbles out of the bathroom

Wheeeew! Do NOT go in there for at least ten minutes! All that imaginary bacon did a number on my faux digestive tract.

Got any coffee? Oh, and a cigarette!

Hell, this is an imaginary party, so I'll let my cyber-self worry about e-cancer.



Ohhhhh my head. Thanks for letting me crash in the bathroom. I hope it's ok I showered and borrowed your shampoo - smells great by the way!!

Heidi the Hick said...

Tod loves french toast! He loves it! It's french!

Timmy, take some leftovers with you!!! I found some cookies behind the stereo and they still look good. (I'm jealous of my comments too.)

Cindy, sorry about the coffee...I never drink it. Too bad Jethro got here too late last night and left too early this morning because I'm sure he would have shared!

Biddie, you rock. Wanna party for real next week?

Heidi the Hick said...

Dragonfly...you know...I think I might stuff some green stuff in my ceiling fan. (and I'm not gonna dust it first!)

Smarty baby! I was hoping you'd make it. Maybe it's a good thing you missed out on the bacon yesterday. Have an egg nog my dear.

Biddie, screw it, I'm having an imaginary beer. That's more than what I've got in real world, haha!

Heidi the Hick said...

Dilling, darling, I've never been the hostest with the mostest before in my life. What a big ol buzz!!

Here's the syrup and heck have some whip cream too!

Pirate, I was gonna give you heck for ruining your non-smoking record, but then you reminded me that this is all, you know, IMAGINARY so go for it. Smoke in the bathroom. With the fan on. hee hee hee hee hee!

Hey Beck, you look great. You smell great too...heck take the whole bottle with ya!

Has anybody seen Cara? I was hoping for some more strumming and singing.

And also I'm wondering if Captain Corky made it home okay!

Balloon Pirate said...

hell no! not the bathroom!

I'm gonna take my big cup of regular coffee, my pack of Marlboros, the newspaper, and go out on the front porch and kick back.

Don't have a front porch? Ya do now. If ya wanna come out and set a spell with me, you're more than welcome.

and it's a nice sunny day today, too.


Heidi the Hick said...

It's sunny for the second day in a row!

In real life my house does not have a porch. In Pretend World, dude, I have a porch that wraps around three sides of the house.

Wait- let's make it all four sides.

Yep, I'm gonna set a spell on the porch!

Heidi the Hick said...

It's sunny for the second day in a row!

In real life my house does not have a porch. In Pretend World, dude, I have a porch that wraps around three sides of the house.

Wait- let's make it all four sides.

Yep, I'm gonna set a spell on the porch!

Heidi the Hick said...

Hey everybody, it's winter solstice today!

ah. From now on the days will start getting just a little bit longer again every day.

Here's to sunshine lasting past 4 pm!

(raise egg nog glass)


Bunny said...

Heidi, grrrreat party!!
Will someone please pass the french toast? And is there still blog nog left over?
After that, lounging on that huge porch sounds lovely! Can a borrow some sunglasses?

captain corky said...

Your party was a real good idea Heidi. Maybe someday we will all have the chance to do it in person. Until then I'm coming to your blog every year.

Heidi the Hick said...

Bunny, here's some french toast, another glass of blog nog, and I found a nice big chair for ya.

Look at that December sunshine and that big dead greenish brown lawn. Whoo hoo merry Christmas!

Heidi the Hick said...

thanks, Corky! It may not be as good as the real thing but we all had fun!

You want your empty keg back?

coffeypot said...

Yuch! My head is killing me, but I had a great time last night even though I passed out on you for awhile. When I got home I had to stick my finger up my but and crook it to keep from throwing it up, too. And you want to serve breakfast? My God, woman…(RALPH – BARF). Sorry about that, but that’s what 50 weepers and a twelve pack in two hours will do to you.

Marni has a tarp with shoulder straps on it. She roles me on to the tarp, straps the shoulder straps on and drags me out to the car. She’s a good daughter.

Thanks for the good time, though. Hopefully the lampshade dried out okay and the stuff flaked off. Nice commode, though. Very intimate! And you have a lot of rowdy friends, too.

Tod said...

Tod, speechless, puts down remains of toast and dry heaves into plant pot...

coffeypot said...

Heidi, do you want to see how drunk I can get. Go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3UDCoQnXjA
to get an idea.

cara winsor hehir said...

tod, you okay? yer awfully pale...

sorry, i had christmas stuff to do...
anything to eat?? biddie, mix me some of that with some o.j. please?
let's have a sing along on the porch, wha?
ohhh, we should have a fire!!!

cara winsor hehir said...

boy, i am disjointed when i'm drunk....

Simply Amethyst said...

Ooo! It's been ages since I had french toast... And blog-french toast is calorie free!!Woo hoo!:-)

Balloon Pirate said...

I'm gonna make a run to Buffalo for some wings. Anyone want some?


Heidi the Hick said...

Cara, we can have a fire as long as it's not on the porch! Singalong, yes.

Amethyst- there are so many advantages to imaginary parties, eh?

Pirate, you bet I want some Buffalo wings! Take my truck to bring 'em all home ok?

Tod said...

That's my NORMAL complexion Cara!

Turns to Heidi,

Heidi can I borrow a shotgun and run onto the porch and shout, "git awfa mah prawpity nayah!"


dilling said...

heidi....please say yes!

Heidi the Hick said...


I keep it around just for an occasion like this!

(Plus you asked so nicely!)

Wait, Tod, first you should put on a nice plaid flannel jacket- it's only right. We keep extra ones in the summer porch on a hook above the s***boots.

Here take an earflappy hat too.

Lookin good.


Notsocranky Yankee said...

Oh shit! I totally missed the party and the breakfast! Why did you have the party while I was working?

I love your tree and the crazy elf. And those tiny burgers made me really hungry.

Nice new hick chic shirts and wow, Jethro's got a blog now too. I want you to know I just spent a good hour catching up on your blog and comments. Must lie down now...Long flight from Germany wore me out...and I'm flying back there tomorrow night...

Happy (early) Birthday to yah!

Heidi the Hick said...

Yankee- you didn't miss it!


Take a minute to imagine your Tiny Burgers and beverage of your choice and cookies then top it off with some french toast. But oh my gosh, you've spent so much time here already and you need sleep before you head off on another trip. Have a pillow and blanket!

Actually I'm quite humbled that you came over to catch up with me!

Thank You!!

Notsocranky Yankee said...

Thank you for saving me some goodies!

I was thinking of you when I flew over Canada today, talking to the Toronto air traffic controllers. (I'm in Cincinnati now, I get home Xmas Eve) One controller said something to us with such a thick canadian accent, that the other pilot and I looked at each other and both said, "I have no idea what he just said." So I had to ask him to "say again". But anyway...

Great party and thanks for having me! I'm always reading -- I've been having trouble commenting lately though.

Heidi the Hick said...

I wonder where he was from! I love the east coast accent. Me I don't have an accent. Ha ha! My husband says I have a Mennonite accent. I say "co-at" instead of coat. I think Torontonians have their own kind of drawl. I can't describe it though.

My last post for about a week is tomorrow. I'll make it good so it lasts!

cara winsor hehir said...

well, you can throw a party, missus!
but that's it. i'm done. that was about 36 hours of pretend debauchory.
thank you for being such a gracious and generous hostess. so far the best christmas party of the season!
definately with the best turn out.
lovely spending some time with you all.
season's cheer!

cara winsor hehir said...

oh, and hick?
i say "bo-at".

Balloon Pirate said...

Hey everybody! I'm back from Buffalo with the wings!

Sorry it took so long, but the border patrol didn't know quite what to do with an american driving in a Canadian-registered truck with a bedfull of Anchor Bar wings.



sigh oh, well. more for me.


Heidi the Hick said...

Cara! Bo-at! Go-at! Co-at!

Pirate-Hey, did the border patrol say anything about the exhaust leak or the plate sticker that's due, like now?

(I'm serious! Not good for a panic, driving a rumbly truck with an almost expired plate!)

so dude, if there are any wings left over, stick em in the freezer.


Tod said...

I'm back! And I want to say thank you Heidi, for our party. It has made the last two days at work so enjoyable and UNproductive. Hee! Hee!

So knowing what a crush you have on Mr Depp I made a few phone calls, twisted a few arms and got you a little present to say thank you. Merry Christmas!

see Johnny dance

LeRoy Dissing said...

Where are the tums? Great party Heidi. Thanks!

Heidi the Hick said...

Tod, amazing! How he manages to stay deadpan like that while dancing. He really is one of our finest actors.

Thank you!!!

I'm glad you had as much fun as I did! I really hope you don't get fired!

Leroy... thank you!!