We rural types often learn other valuable skills such as horse catching and tractor driving before swimming.
I can't believe how many people say to me, "But you grew up on a farm. How can you be a bad swimmer? Don't you all have a crick or a swimmin hole?"
Uh, no. No we don't. The watering trough doesn't count, and if there was a swimmin hole it'd be all full of run-off. So I doggy paddle and that's as far as I got.
I'm not worried. Most pirates couldn't swim anyways! (Except Will Turner.)
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Well thats pretty random. Also what kind of pirate would that be? Pirates do not stay on land all the time...short stops for rum and ladies.
No argument there.
KC-It's that kind of day!
I'd be a rum runnin pirate. I'd enlist my father inlaw who would help me mix up a rum-OJ- cointreau concoction that no pirate could resist!
Long stops for rum and captains. Short sails to the next long stop!
Butt- No argument with the round bum or the landlubber?????
Also I think my grammar is incorrect. If I WERE a pirate....
O.k. I know better than to argue that kind of logic.
Real pirates don't worry about grammer.
Was this one of those 'what's your drag/stage/pokemon name generators? Do you have a link?
O' course, I already have my own pirate name.
Yeharr
If I was a real pirate I wouldn't worry about grammar.
And no, It's not from a name generator. It just came to me one day while I was making somebody's bed.
"I know! Booty Landlubber! It's PERFECT!"
I am NOT a pirate and I can't get grammar right. Sheesh.
Grammar? What?
*sigh* I could never be a pirate, I ascared of the water...
Yeah, I ain't so good with the water.
We rural types often learn other valuable skills such as horse catching and tractor driving before swimming.
I can't believe how many people say to me, "But you grew up on a farm. How can you be a bad swimmer? Don't you all have a crick or a swimmin hole?"
Uh, no. No we don't. The watering trough doesn't count, and if there was a swimmin hole it'd be all full of run-off. So I doggy paddle and that's as far as I got.
I'm not worried. Most pirates couldn't swim anyways! (Except Will Turner.)
HAHAHAH! silly girl!
if I was a rich man, da dooby dooby dooby dooby dooby doooo...sorry, couldn't resist.
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