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Thursday, August 10, 2006

If I was a pirate...

My name would be BOOTY LANDLUBBER.
Cuz my bum is round and I'm not so good with boats.

13 comments:

The Adult in Question said...

Well thats pretty random. Also what kind of pirate would that be? Pirates do not stay on land all the time...short stops for rum and ladies.

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

No argument there.

Heidi the Hick said...

KC-It's that kind of day!

I'd be a rum runnin pirate. I'd enlist my father inlaw who would help me mix up a rum-OJ- cointreau concoction that no pirate could resist!

Long stops for rum and captains. Short sails to the next long stop!

Heidi the Hick said...

Butt- No argument with the round bum or the landlubber?????

Also I think my grammar is incorrect. If I WERE a pirate....

Life, or Something Like It said...

O.k. I know better than to argue that kind of logic.
Real pirates don't worry about grammer.

Balloon Pirate said...

Was this one of those 'what's your drag/stage/pokemon name generators? Do you have a link?

O' course, I already have my own pirate name.

Yeharr

Heidi the Hick said...

If I was a real pirate I wouldn't worry about grammar.

And no, It's not from a name generator. It just came to me one day while I was making somebody's bed.

"I know! Booty Landlubber! It's PERFECT!"

Life, or Something Like It said...

I am NOT a pirate and I can't get grammar right. Sheesh.

CindyDianne said...

Grammar? What?

KSHIPPYCHIC said...

*sigh* I could never be a pirate, I ascared of the water...

Heidi the Hick said...

Yeah, I ain't so good with the water.

We rural types often learn other valuable skills such as horse catching and tractor driving before swimming.

I can't believe how many people say to me, "But you grew up on a farm. How can you be a bad swimmer? Don't you all have a crick or a swimmin hole?"

Uh, no. No we don't. The watering trough doesn't count, and if there was a swimmin hole it'd be all full of run-off. So I doggy paddle and that's as far as I got.

I'm not worried. Most pirates couldn't swim anyways! (Except Will Turner.)

Timmy said...

HAHAHAH! silly girl!

dilling said...

if I was a rich man, da dooby dooby dooby dooby dooby doooo...sorry, couldn't resist.