They have once again put me on the cover without my permission. Plus they airbrushed out my unibrow. I'm proud of my bushy brows, dammit! So, 100 Beautiful People. I mostly agree. It's eye candy. The photography for these special issues is top notch. However, something is missing. Someone is not there! Where's Johnny????
I still haven't forgiven People for taking so long to name him Sexiest Man Alive, and then to add insult, gave a third of the cover to that other bozo. I take comfort that right now Johnny himself is either on a boat somewhere warm, or in a vegetable patch somewhere warm, and doesn't give a rat's ass about magazine covers.
They have once again put me on the cover without my permission. Plus they airbrushed out my unibrow. I'm proud of my bushy brows, dammit! So, 100 Beautiful People. I mostly agree. It's eye candy. The photography for these special issues is top notch. However, something is missing. Someone is not there! Where's Johnny????
I still haven't forgiven People for taking so long to name him Sexiest Man Alive, and then to add insult, gave a third of the cover to that other bozo. I take comfort that right now Johnny himself is either on a boat somewhere warm, or in a vegetable patch somewhere warm, and doesn't give a rat's ass about magazine covers.
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I continue to this day to wonder why they call it "100 Most Beautiful People" when it clearly is, and always has been, "100 Most Beautiful Celebrities".
There's a difference between people and celebrities. A big, fat, frickin' difference!
Oh well. That's why I read the Farmer's Almanac. You won't find gooshy, glaming reporter's diatribe drooling all over Angelina and Brad in the Farmer's Almanac!
A few years ago they tried putting a few goodlooking computer programmers in there but it didn't go far. You should send them your photo!!!
And notice also that for the cover, they obliterated my pink hair. They turned it brown. Booooring.
That sucks! Nice lips though.
Should I have sent my avatar photo or the one where I look like Howdy Doody on crack? And that was for the yearbook.
Dude, your avatar photo there is killin me, I love it. My son wants to put a printout of it in his locker.
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