Since I have a sick addiction to People magazine-- I try to resist, really I do, but it keeps sucking me back in-- I had the opportunity to read all about the new crop of rich babies.
Oh dear.
The most attention of course is being heaped on the "tom kitten", the Cruise Holmes offspring. Yeesh. That kid won't be able to leave the old Scientology compound until she's 35. She'll have every financial advantage her parents can give her. She'll be provided with healthy food, regular medical and dental care, private education, lessons of every kind and a couple of Travolta kids to play with.
Bleeecchhhh.
Her parents already kind of look like each other. So soon. Hmm. Maybe it's a Scientology thing????
And let's not forget about the kid who I feel really sorry for: The Trump baby.
He'll never have an empty belly. He'll never lack a thing. But he will grow up completely isolated from reality. He has his own floor of some big high rise that his daddy owns. His own floor. Way way up there in the sky. It's covered in gold. No exaggeration. It's bloody horrible. I'm serious.
At least he'll be able to do some good bird watching. I hope somebody sets up a little habitat up there so that young Barron can have some feathered friends.
Please believe, I am shuddering in revulsion at what kind of life this could be.
Do you know what these kids will miss out on?
unobstructed sky
mud
fields
riding a bike in gravel
dodging piles of horseshit/cowshit in the pasture while being chased by a pack of cousins
watching tractors
driving tractors
picking rocks in the field every spring.
freezing at the end of the lane waiting for the bus
smelly farm dogs
kittens...
searching through hay bales for kittens
piglets
flies
stink
scraped knees
broken arms
hay mow
rotting carcasses waiting for dead stock truck
eating a dinner that may have once been snorting around in the field
chickens running around with their heads cut off
helping in the garden
learning to drive at age 12
not having enough money to buy new clothes
not having enough clothes to wear something different every day
not having enough cash to go to every kind of lesson but finding something to do at home
appreciating what you've got
Man I feel sorry for those rich kids.
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I should add that even Melania herself finds the gilded pram to be silly and funny. Thank god.
Heidi. DJMet did an HNT. A MALE HNT!!
http://djmetronome.blogspot.com/
What happens if the pack catches up to you?
Oh, and People sucks.
Yeesh, the trump kid's gonna have big lips and shitty hair. I have a good scientology post coming up. Look for it soon on my blog!
These people live in the clouds surrounded by yes-men, and everything is provided for them. I wonder what would ACTUALLY happen if they lost everything? That would be interesting to watch.
Excellent post, hickgirl! Love ya!
Heidi - Soon. Very soon. Mwah hah hah hah *choke!*
I feel bad for kids that have isolated, boring childhoods, but I could do without the rotting carcasses and the horseshit/cowshit dodging.
Sorry I didn't comment sooner -- I got sidetracked by smartypants HNT alert!
yeah, the carcasses and shit weren't the high points. But I learned to take the good with the bad.
Really prepared me for marriage and motherhood.
HA HA HA !!!
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