Tuesday, December 13, 2005

A great place to work

Why work for The Man? Imagine setting up shop, literally, the way you want it done. Freedom, people. Do your thing, mind your own business, follow the township guidelines as closely as possible without, you know, crawling up the beaurocratic butts. Go to work every morning happy.

That, my friends, is how this particular man, (guess who) achieves his peace of mind.

Now if only I could change my town's bylaws regarding "Livestock".


fatrobot said...

bribe the mayor/butcher/gravedigger

Heidi the Hick said...

can't, he's my uncle. haha