So my best friend has her tons o fun brother staying with her for oh, a month or so. She leaves me a message on my phone tonight, since we've been playing phone tag, and it goes a little like this:
"Hi, sorry I missed your call, I've only got a few minutes to talk while my brother is out. We've been having a great time, like you remember when my Dad died and my brother set my couch on fire? That kind of stuff. Call me back!"
Never boring eh?