Must we suffer for beauty???
In Imaginary World, I'm so good at this decorating thing that BEIGE does not even exist. I can work all day with no aches. And I know how to make a room look awesome.
Our lovely model, Mr Johnny Depp, is not standing in a beige room. That room is more of a creamy white with pink undertones. There's a big difference. It's not beige. Johnny does not live in a world of beige and neither do I. Neither should you.
I know who makes a how to make a room look good. I make rooms look, how would you say this best... inviting.
See? You could find a good book to read here and just sink right in. Why find a library when even my stairwells are interesting and irresistible?
I make rooms you can feel wonderful in! Wouldn't you love to get comfy here? Of course I always cover the furniture when I paint, but sometimes I stumble upon happy accidents; I've discovered a new style here. I just drape the furniture with white sheets. I call it draping. I know! So deceptively simple! That's my genius as an interior desecrator.
I took the curtains down to give them a trip through the washing machine. I'm not going to iron them because I want them to be slightly wrinkled. I want them to have that unmade bed look. What - you don't think curtains can look like they just rolled outta bed?
Well that's why I'm a genius interior desecrator. My imagination gets things happening.
Ahhhhh.... I must get off my butt and pick up a paintbrush again. Reality calls. I really hope painting the cove moulding white perks up that, uh, "natural linen." And I hope somebody in the near future falls in love with this house. It's a house that deserves to be loved.