I am She Who Leads The Horse To Water. Not just water but also the big paddock with the round bale in the feeder.
Hi, I'm Heidi. I'll be your Person Who Lets You Out of the Barn.
I'm the Professional S*** Slinger!
Also Jethro has decided he needs me to help paint in the studio again this week, before they have another client in for a session. So I'm kinda sore and extremely tired. I'm going to sleep now. Jethro and the Pug are already snoring, and the cat has claimed my left arm.
If you can think of any more official-sounding Job Titles please share!