WHO WANTS TO READ SOMETHING I HAD TO CUT? And please go read
THIS too; it took ages to write. While you're at it...seriously, be my glasses and tell me where you are hiding. (I have found the source of the Evil Stink.) Now I wanna go ride a horse. Seeya.
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What was the evil stink???
Are you glasses in the fridge? under the front seat of your vehicle? in the recesses of your purse? or maybe, just maybe you left them somewhere?
Of course we want to read the deleted scene.
Please?
er the evil smell what was it!
found your glasses they are on my head!
evil stink vanquished?
now, come help me get rid of the mice that moved in while we were on vacation...
i am nearly having a breakdown over it AND can't get to my post of vacation...
er, what was the evil stink?
...a rotten lump of lost and neglected wet cat food. Quite dried up and really rancid.
Explains everything doesn't it?
Please do keep the suggestions coming for my missing glasses. It turns out the Evil Stink was not holding them hostage so I'll have to keep trying.
They're not on my head.
Katy how are you going to get them to me if they're on your head?
but how the hell did they get here in the first place, spooky uh!
I'd look in your suitcase or travel bag. Maybe you left them in there?
Ooo! One more good reason to feed my cats dry food...lol I could SO see that happening in my house...
Where is the LAST place you would expect the glasses to be? Look there first... Under the bed??
One more reason not to have cats! Although, dilling, I lived for a bit at the far end of Hecate and the mice used to run up and down my curtain rods and under feet (bottle of wine story)and we went and got a big ol cat at the SPCA and it took care of them! Get that kitten on the job.
Heidi, did you check all your bookshelves and windowsills? What about way down in your couch cushions? Or on a shelf in the bathroom where you took them off to wash your face?
And I want to read the scene!! I do! Isn't the Frog Prince where they say "I want to Que the Been?"
Where my glasses are NOT:
-in the fridge, under truck seat, stuck in purse.
Although, those are all very good suggestions!
I have a feeling they might be in my bedroom at the farm. In which case I'll be seeing them in a few days.
They're not in my suitcase.
I am afraid to look under my bed...that's where I keep my dust collection...
My right eyeball feels funny.
Here's what I don't understand...the pug did not find the Evil Stink. He LOVES stink! It was hidden under a plant pot, which sits on one end of Nigel's food table.
It's an old end table. He jumps up on it for his dinner. It's just high enough to be out of the dog's reach.
I mean, the dog spends a ridiculous amount of time sniffing around there. I guess his little schnarfy face is too flat to reach the little lump of Evil Stink!
Rain, please don't tell me about the mice. That'll need more than a bottle of wine. I hate meeces. They don't come around here no more.
They're in between the mattress and the headboard (or the mattress and the wall).
Or maybe they're at the foot of the bed, kicked down down over the bottom edge, nestled in where the top sheet is tucked in between mattress and box spring.
yeharr
Where my glasses still are not:
in the bathroom.
on a bookshelf.
Couch cushions????? oo I'm afraid to look in there too. But I think I'll have to be brave. I'll get back to you on that.
See, Pirate, I'm really scared because if I look there, it will disturb the dust collection, and the dust collection gets angry when it gets disturbed.
I do know my glasses are not between the sheets at the foot of the bed, because I just changed the bedding on Monday and my glasses went missing before that.
Anyways, all's I ever find down there is undies. pfffff!!! bwa ha ha ha ha!
Well it looks like I have no choice. I must be brave and peek into the deep recesses of my living room and bedroom furniture.
Oh, Rain- I almost forgot! The Frog Prince!
Bake the hall in the candle of her brain!
I love that movie!
Oh, Plant pot. I thought you said pot plant.
My bad.
ha ha ha!!!!!
Guess what scene I'll be giving you tomorrow?
THE BUSH PARTY SCENE!
I really hated to cut it but the book was really front heavy. It was a good scene- I really liked it, but it just didn't move things along any. Just a really good descriptive scene. No reason to keep it otherwise. So BOOM I cut it.
I am ruthless.
But since it isn't in the book anymore I'll let you read it.
You cut that scene?
I cut it after the second or third rewrite. The story starts at a bush party, but by the first page they're already sobering up to go home.
This happens before that.
Hey, HickChick...love that photo, what were you thinking in the moment that vision was captured?
You left your glasses in the truck; they fell down betwen the seat and the floor...
Glad to hear you located and erradicated that awful, terrible, evil stink!
scaramouchex- I was thinking,
"Ok big fella, take the picture, cuz today's the only day my hair will be styled into such a magazine worthy straight and chic coiffure...and tomorrow your crazy haired wife will be back. Look. Out."
That's what I was thinking as I leaned on the tailgate.
I'm also thinking of getting a new photo done, but it'll have to be good to replace that one. Maybe after my upcoming semi-annual haircut.
I don't think my glasses are in the truck because I never wear them to drive. Unless they rolled outta my purse. I guess I should get off my lazy butt and go look.
Cindy, my life is much better now that I have eradicated the evil stink! Also Nigel's getting some new food. That stuff was rank. And didn't keep well at all!
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