Limo Pass Suitcase Countdown

Yeah okay, leaving tomorrow for the Wild West. We'll be taking a small jet, a prop plane, a pontoon plane, a 4X4, then a portage, a hike, and finally a stagecoach. Doesn't it sound exciting??? I'm so excited I can hardly see straight......... I can hardly breathe.......


AM I READY?

Home/ Kids/ Critters: Yeah yeah yeah, they're fine. I've got a phalanx of friends neighbours and loved ones on the case, they're fine, everybody's gonna be fine, whatevs. They're not all losing their minds, are they???

Garment bag & suitcase: surrounded by stuff that's not in it yet.

My big black boots and his biiiig black shoes: saddle soaped.

LIMO PASSES: Okay here's the deal....it doesn't matter if you come up in a limo or a cab or you walk there on your own two feet...or ride in on a mule. You want the red carpet walk, you need the limo pass. I am a nobody. Jethro is a much more important nobody. We will not be on TV. Only famous people get to be on TV.

But, there is a chance that I'll get a look at Ben Mulroney. This is very important to me. He's the nicest, most non offensive, most pleasant guy on TV. For real- he makes Ryan Seacrest look like the Grade 5 Bully. Ben's dad used to run the country. (Not very well depending on who you ask.) I want to get a good look at Ben Mulroney. He's a Ken Doll. What does he look like in real life? I have to know. I HAVE TO KNOW!!!! I have to. Just look. That's all. I just wanna see his hair close up.
Is he for real?

And once they all find out that we are a bunch of awkward nobodies, a sloth of control room goons (and guests), we'll be shoved down the chute like a herd of unruly steers. In the back door like everybody else!!!!!

I hope I get a chance to use The Line That I've Always Wanted to Use: "Don't you know who I think I am?????"

Hair: yup. Do I always get the straight male hairdresser? Yup. Do I know how that works? Nope.



Chest pain: yup. I forgot to get my %$#* prescription refilled.

Going to make a fool of myself in public in front of famous people? pfffffff. Yeah. Duh. It's inevitable.

Most important of all....






AM I BRINGING MAC BLACK ALONG?

Yes. And the camera.

BLOGGING FROM THE ACTION SCENE?

Yes. So you better tune in and see what's going on. I'm not just doing this for the therapy y'know.

Gaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok I have to pack and get like, two hours of sleep and then start the ol planes trains and automobiles routine tomorrow. Radio Silence. See ya Friday. Or Saturday. Oh heck, like I'll have a clue what day it is...partaaaaayyyyyywhhhooooooooo