I am She Who Leads The Horse To Water. Not just water but also the big paddock with the round bale in the feeder.
Hi, I'm Heidi. I'll be your Person Who Lets You Out of the Barn.
I'm the Professional S*** Slinger!
Also Jethro has decided he needs me to help paint in the studio again this week, before they have another client in for a session. So I'm kinda sore and extremely tired. I'm going to sleep now. Jethro and the Pug are already snoring, and the cat has claimed my left arm.
If you can think of any more official-sounding Job Titles please share!
Left arm to cat resigner?
ReplyDeleteI want to play!
ReplyDeleteShe Who Rubs Muzzles
She of the Golden Leadrope
The One In Charge (I LIKE that!)
Official Pony Counter
Congrats to you! This is so cool!
Equine concierge?
ReplyDeleteSounds /color compatibility analyst?
Don't forget O.B.S.A.G. (official backscratcher and groomer).
ReplyDeleteI'm not nearly as creative, but I love your titles! Congrats on the getting paid, too. I forget what that feels like!
ReplyDeleteMy pay will be going entirely to my vet bill! Phoenix had to have a little non-threatening vet visit before Christmas. So, She Who Rubs Muzzles (that would be me) will forego the original plan to get a new winter parka or other barn gear.
ReplyDelete...tell you all about the barn job later.
A job? Congrats!
ReplyDeleteRub my muzzle?
ReplyDelete....behave Preacher....